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Sergio Ramos
Ramos teeth
Ramos doing his best Gary Busey impersonation.

Nationality

Spain

Team

Real Madrid

Squad No.

4

Position

Defender

Played by

Jordi Rios

First appearance

Sergio Ramos García (born March 30, 1986 in Camas, Spain) is one of Real Madrid's main characters in Crackòvia. He is not known to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, and has a tendency to drop objects at inappropriate times, whether it's trophies, babies from balconies, or bodies of slain terrorist leaders. At one time, he also tried to print Real jerseys with Cesc Fabregas' name on it, but ended up printing various jerseys with the name "Cesc" spelled wrong. Also, Ronaldo would rather not be reminded of the time that Ramos destroyed his favorite mirror and later demonstrated his Ronaldo voodoo doll.

In Real Madrid's infamous 0-5 defeat at Camp Nou, Ramos slide-tackled Messi in the final minutes, eventually resulting in an argument between him and Puyol. But since Ramos and Puyi both share the same actor, they ended up arguing with each other in Ramos' body.

Real-life titles Edit

Real Madrid
La Liga: 2 titles - 2006–07, 2007–08
Copa del Rey: 1 title - 2010–11
Supercopa de España: 1 title - 2008

Spain
UEFA European Championships: 1 title - 2008
FIFA World Cup: 1 title - 2010